The English have invaded France. Sir Gaston de Lyon escapes capture by exchanging clothes with Marie, his busty female page. He is last seen being chased by a couple of randy soldiers. Meanwhile, Marie is captured and brought back to England, to the castle of Baron Hubert FitzBovine, owner of the Tower of Cleethorpes. There, she will spend the rest of her days prisoner...or at least until Baron Hubert finds out she's a woman...

Sid James steals the best parts in this completely devoid of storyline sketch. Freeman uses a premise of a woman dressed as a man to try to inject humour in to the part (which he uses later in Columbus). There are a few classic lines ("Once I was known as Europe's greatest Knight!", "You play your cards right mate and you still could be"). Peter Butterworth falls back on to his bumbling character (as used in Dick) and provides good support to the rest of the cast.

Robert Ross