Peter Butterworth: "What ho"
Windsor Davies: "Me ball's burning!"
Charles Hawtrey: "Here I come!"
Charles Hawtrey: "How about it then?"
Charles Hawtrey: "Oh hello"
Charles Hawtrey: "We'll soon get those off you"
Charles Hawtrey: "What a wonderful idea"
Renee Houston: "Mind your own business"
Frankie Howerd: "Another one?!?"
Hattie Jacques: "Did you hear that?"
Hattie Jacques: "I do not believe in free love"
Hattie Jacques: "I want to be wooed"
Hattie Jacques: "Oh, don't worry"
Sid James: Laugh
Sid James: "A fat lot of help you are"
Sid James: "Blimus"
Sid James: "Have you gone raving mad?"
Sid James: "I'll wring your bloody neck"
Sid James: "I'm from Texas, ma'am"
Sid James: "I don't like it"
Sid James: "That's shocking"
Sid James: "There's nothing like a good honest night's work"
Sid James: "Things that go.....in the night"
Sid James: "This is a waste of time"
Sid James: "What a carve up!"
Sid James: "You won't see nothing like that at Wimbledon!"
Joan Sims: "I don't allow no shooting at my place"
Joan Sims: "I don't know where to look"
Joan Sims: "If you've go the time..."
Joan Sims: "That is a very big one you have there"
Joan Sims: "That'll do, saucy"
Kenneth Williams: Laugh
Kenneth Williams: "Big Dick"
Kenneth Williams: "Don't be like that"
Kenneth Williams: "Friends, Romans,..."
Kenneth Williams: "Get your cruet out"
Kenneth Williams: "Have I displeased the gods?"
Kenneth Williams: "I'm so sorry, did I interrupt something?"
Kenneth Williams: "Infamy!"
Kenneth Williams: "Making an exhibition of yourself"
Kenneth Williams: "Oh, bullock"
Kenneth Williams: "Oh no, what's happened now?"
Kenneth Williams: "We don't want any of that nonsense"
Kenneth Williams: "We're done for"
Kenneth Williams: "What time is it?"
Kenneth Williams: "What's the matter with the wretched thing?"
Kenneth Williams: "You have some message for me?"
Barbara Windsor: "Have you got a large one?"
Barbara Windsor: "I didn't recognise you with your trousers on"
Barbara Windsor: "Ooh, saucy!"
FX: Bump
FX: Gong
FX: Jingle
FX: Surprise
FX: Wah, wah, wah
FX: Whistle
